1 00:00:06,589 --> 00:00:08,669 Energy takes many forms. 2 00:00:08,967 --> 00:00:11,387 Example, what do we know of acoustic energy? 3 00:00:11,428 --> 00:00:15,058 It was discovered by a famous one scientist, right? Wrong. 4 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:17,201 We need the Italian tenor give full recognition to that 5 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:20,595 an aria one evening sang in a pizza parlor in Milan. 6 00:00:20,645 --> 00:00:22,790 You all know the story, how he hit a high note, 7 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,784 and the sound waves shattered one wine glass on the other side of the room. 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,580 Look at me, and I'll be your acoustic energy show how it works. 9 00:02:20,890 --> 00:02:26,063 Now... your next assignment will be... 10 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:29,396 I forgot. 11 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:33,113 There will be no order. I'll see you next week. 12 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,420 Here we are. The beginning of the end. 13 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,426 Point of no return. The last mile. 14 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,299 Now, Shelby. 15 00:02:58,386 --> 00:02:59,506 Okay. 16 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,977 Of all the sad words from tongue to pen, 17 00:03:05,059 --> 00:03:07,899 the saddest are these, It could be.... 18 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:10,107 Shelby, you promised. Stop now. 19 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,870 Did I promise not to love you anymore? 20 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:14,570 Just open the door and let me out. 21 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,901 Suppose he doesn't show up this time. He will. 22 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,696 Reverend, how nice to see you. 23 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,445 You must be tired from my wedding. 24 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,994 The third time is the charm, they say. 25 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:28,168 But I'm glad you like this one times the groom takes with him. 26 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:30,289 Finally we meet each other, Professor Brainard. 27 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,796 No. This is Professor Ashton. He teaches Romance languages. 28 00:03:33,838 --> 00:03:36,218 Professor Brainard is a physical chemistry major. 29 00:03:36,299 --> 00:03:39,469 Dear sir. I seem one to have made a mistake. 30 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:42,550 Not you, sir. It is Miss Carlisle making a mistake. 31 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:45,879 In fact, I just tried her out of this horrible blunder. 32 00:03:46,100 --> 00:03:48,310 Shelby, you're talking about the man I love. 33 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:51,274 Love, darling, is one bouquet of fragrant hyacinths, 34 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:53,024 not a cup of heavy hydrogen. 35 00:03:53,107 --> 00:03:55,477 Am I right, sir? I just perform the service. 36 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:57,526 I don't take sides. 37 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:01,158 Betsy! Well now. Here comes the bride. 38 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:03,031 Venerable. Good evening, professor. 39 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:05,827 And Professor Ashton, all the way from Rutland University. 40 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:08,162 Aren't you on the wrong side? campus, professor? 41 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,226 Miss Carlisle was so kind to invite me. 42 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,353 Yes, yes, I remember that. It seems there was talk 43 00:04:12,377 --> 00:04:14,230 that you too are a contender was for Betsy's hand. 44 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,844 She can't do Rutland all win, professor? 45 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:20,131 It was so sweet of you to to go to all this trouble. 46 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,886 And for the third time too. 47 00:04:21,970 --> 00:04:24,156 Well, you know the old saying, the third time is the charm. 48 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,930 That's exactly what I just said. 49 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,994 Well, I'm tired of having a secretary to be single. That's it. 50 00:04:29,018 --> 00:04:31,830 I better go upstairs and change. The guests will arrive soon. 51 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:33,734 The groom too, I hope. 52 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:35,960 Don't worry. I warned his housekeeper. 53 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,734 She makes sure he's here. 54 00:04:43,658 --> 00:04:48,204 The ring is inside your right pocket. 55 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:54,459 Professor! 56 00:04:54,919 --> 00:04:56,459 Professor Brainard! 57 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:08,885 Square root of E minus C, alpha G. 58 00:05:17,233 --> 00:05:19,743 No. No, don't stop. 59 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,738 Don't stop, keep going. 60 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:25,120 Go on. Please don't stop. 61 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,047 Not again. Professor! 62 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:43,800 Time to get dressed! 63 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:45,585 Five more minutes, Mrs. Chatsworth. 64 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:46,928 Five more minutes. 65 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,933 Merciful heavens, what are you doing? 66 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:52,619 I try the secrets of the universe to solve, Mrs Chatsworth, 67 00:05:52,643 --> 00:05:55,103 and I fail... Sadly, I fail. 68 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:57,583 Yeah, well, stop now. Do you know what time it is? 69 00:05:57,607 --> 00:05:59,687 You work here all afternoon. 70 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:02,526 Mrs. Chatsworth, I have one worked on it for three long months. 71 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:03,612 Sorry. 72 00:06:03,654 --> 00:06:05,215 I'm working on something important... 73 00:06:05,239 --> 00:06:06,489 Very important. 74 00:06:06,574 --> 00:06:08,454 Even more important than getting married? 75 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:16,168 Mrs. Chatsworth, I don't know what I would ever do without you. 76 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:18,292 Go on! You're getting a great girl. 77 00:06:18,336 --> 00:06:19,772 If you ask me, she's too good for you. 78 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:22,666 Thank you, Mrs. Chatsworth. I love you too. 79 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:24,884 Don't worry about anything. 80 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,154 I'll be up early in the morning morning to feed the dog. 81 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,968 What's wrong with me? Is something going on? 82 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:33,940 What a fool I am. Instead from minus, it should be plus. 83 00:06:34,018 --> 00:06:37,018 So, the molecular configuration of A... 84 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:45,447 is almost the same as that of B. 85 00:06:45,488 --> 00:06:47,458 Well, if I just... don't worry about it 86 00:06:47,470 --> 00:06:49,368 throwing away one little free hydrogen, 87 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:51,345 it would be a few degrees Celsius more. 88 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:52,869 Every child knows that. 89 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:53,954 Yes, but remember, 90 00:06:53,996 --> 00:06:56,716 I promised that sweet girl that I would get there on time. 91 00:06:56,874 --> 00:06:58,924 Yes, Mrs. Chatsworth. And professor, 92 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:03,335 May I say, “Happy honeymoon.” You certainly may, Mrs. Chatsworth. 93 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,843 And the same for you. 94 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:10,223 Miscalculation has me for weeks stared in the face. 95 00:07:10,304 --> 00:07:12,354 Sometimes you can't see the forest more between the trees. 96 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,522 Right, Charlie? 97 00:07:18,896 --> 00:07:21,396 Okay, Charlie, cross your fingers. 98 00:07:36,372 --> 00:07:37,832 Now. Good. 99 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,455 Good. Very good. 100 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:44,497 Fine. 101 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,798 Yes. 102 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,757 Yes. 103 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:58,059 Min. 104 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:11,906 Now. 105 00:08:13,784 --> 00:08:15,334 Now we're here, Charlie! 106 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,422 We may not be done yet. 107 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,790 It's just terrible. Poor dear. 108 00:09:03,125 --> 00:09:07,165 What's wrong with that man? Miss his own wedding three times? 109 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,625 Well, he can still show up. 110 00:09:08,714 --> 00:09:10,844 You know the old saying, the third time is the charm. 111 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,300 I say three strikes and you're out! 112 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,331 Thank you all for coming. I...I will 113 00:09:17,343 --> 00:09:18,784 your presents tomorrow morning return. 114 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,058 I hope you get your money back. 115 00:09:21,143 --> 00:09:23,813 I'm sorry, after all the trouble that you did. 116 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,227 I'm on the usual time in the morning at the office. 117 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:29,648 Now, my dear I want to carry on as if nothing happened. 118 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,898 Shelby, I don't seem to have an escort. 119 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:36,089 Do you mind waiting a while? As you command. 120 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:51,881 Betsy. 121 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,800 Hello, Charlie. 122 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,434 Now go back to bed. 123 00:09:56,512 --> 00:09:58,682 Let's go back to sleep? 124 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,390 What... 125 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:07,607 What happened? 126 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:16,822 What happened? 127 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,886 Well, that's it. 128 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:38,276 Go away, Charlie. Go away, Charlie. Go away, Charlie. 129 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,642 I'm not sure what we have here, Charlie. 130 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,638 But if we have what I think that we have, we have something. 131 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,187 There's only one way to find out. 132 00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:15,818 Finished? 133 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:21,160 Yes. Yes, Charlie. We have it. 134 00:12:21,782 --> 00:12:24,282 Do you see what's going on? It doesn't go lower and lower. 135 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,486 It's going higher and higher. 136 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,040 Do you know what that means, Charlie? 137 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:33,211 It only means one thing, it generates its own energy. 138 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,545 Do you know what that means, Charlie? 139 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:40,803 It means we have a new one discovered a type of energy. 140 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,257 A new kind of energy, Charlie. 141 00:12:44,680 --> 00:12:47,850 It's a breakthrough. A breakthrough, Charlie. 142 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:58,862 Discovered substance X. 143 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,525 In appearance it endorses the classic requirements... 144 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,235 of metastable compound, 145 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,325 but whose behavior is clear is non-classical. 146 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:12,079 Hypothesis, the application of external force 147 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,378 causes a molecular change, 148 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,710 releasing energy from a previously unknown type. 149 00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,932 Well, Charlie, I think you're thinking that these are just rubber balls, 150 00:13:23,010 --> 00:13:26,050 or maybe a flying rubber ball? 151 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,216 But do you know what this really is? 152 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,229 Of course not. How could you? We just found out. 153 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,151 We gotta give it a name, Charlie. 154 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,690 Let's see... flying rubber. 155 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,066 Flying rubber. Flubber? 156 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,646 Okay. 157 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,369 Substance X... 158 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:52,456 We baptize you... Flubber! 159 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,145 Well, as our flubber for everyone is useful, 160 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,879 we have to control it, right? 161 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:03,591 So we take a regular one radioactive isotope. 162 00:14:04,677 --> 00:14:08,257 Now a sliding valve to get just the right one amount of gamma rays to pass through 163 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,925 to stoke the flubber. 164 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:13,851 Now we put it here under, so we can remove the flubber 165 00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,646 can burn with gamma radiation 166 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,940 to activate the molecular change, 167 00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:24,114 which is certainly better than it bounce around the room. 168 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,282 Okay. Here we go. 169 00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,423 Eureka! It works! 170 00:14:49,763 --> 00:14:51,973 Perfect control. 171 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,561 Now we illuminate the gamma rays. 172 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:10,074 And back to earth. As light as a daisy. 173 00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:44,031 Just as I thought. 174 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,114 Just as I thought, Charlie. 175 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,201 Weight makes absolutely no difference. 176 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,946 Just shoot a few additional gamma rays. 177 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,412 Isn't that wonderful, Charlie? 178 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:00,208 Professor! 179 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,380 Are you still here, Mrs Chatsworth? 180 00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,549 What are you doing? What about the wedding? 181 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,210 I can still do it save, Mrs. Chatsworth. 182 00:16:06,222 --> 00:16:07,400 It's only 5 to 8. 183 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:10,433 Yes, 5 to 8 in the morning. 184 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,887 In the morning? 185 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,392 No! No, I did it again. 186 00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:20,984 I have to go to Betsy and her tell what happened. 187 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:23,522 I, I know what you're thinking, Mrs Chatsworth. 188 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,895 But don't worry. Everything will be fine. 189 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:30,397 If I tell Betsy what I have, she's the happiest girl in the world. 190 00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,872 Mrs. Chatsworth, tell me it to no one, 191 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,951 but I discovered Flubber. 192 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,459 That poor, poor girl. 193 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,940 My dear, are you sure it is was it wise to come today? 194 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,304 I'm completely fine. 195 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:53,927 Alonzo Hawk, president of the loan company Auld Lang Syne, 196 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,513 and cetera, cetera. 197 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,766 My dear Mr. Hawk, 198 00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,600 the past few days i am disturbed by rumors 199 00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:02,747 that you intend to use our to take possession of the campus 200 00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,061 and a housing channel to construct on it. 201 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,360 He certainly shouldn't do that. And certainly not Mr. Hawk. 202 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:13,275 Let us hope so, my dear, but the situation requires a delicate approach. 203 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,740 But he's a former student! 204 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,998 My dear girl, our esteemed one former student 205 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:21,459 has an extremely large loan provided to the college. 206 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,878 That loan is overdue and Mr. Hawk got us... 207 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,459 if you forgive a pertinent expression, 208 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,955 in his power. 209 00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:01,504 However, my dear Mr. Hawk, I have every confidence in it 210 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,328 that I can demonstrate to you 211 00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:08,165 how to extend your loan would be in the interest of all of us. 212 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:11,212 I would really like to meet you proposals at the first opportunity 213 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,968 that would be useful to you. 214 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:15,178 Of course I will myself make available... 215 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:19,176 Psst! But... Don't be angry. 216 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:21,604 I'm sorry I missed the wedding. 217 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,023 Look, I couldn't help it. 218 00:18:23,685 --> 00:18:25,225 Don't be angry. 219 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,859 Go. Out. 220 00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,529 I don't want to see you. 221 00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,989 I worked in the laboratory and an explosion... 222 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:34,528 The whole thing is blown up. Tree. 223 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,116 Go. Out. 224 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:38,949 I don't want to see you. 225 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,201 I hit my head and fell to the floor. 226 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,326 Me, I was knocked out. Counted out. 227 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,879 Go. Out. 228 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,755 The most miraculous thing happened. Wait until you hear it. 229 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:55,218 Look. Flubber. 230 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:59,509 I will make myself available at any time pose at any time. 231 00:18:59,888 --> 00:19:01,928 Fuh-lubber. Flubber. 232 00:19:04,768 --> 00:19:07,808 No. Make sure that of it is of utmost importance. 233 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,311 Flubber. It's called fuh-Lubber. 234 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,066 Fuh-lubber. Flubber. 235 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,947 Flubber. Flubber. 236 00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,618 Flubber. Just look. 237 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:28,879 Good morning sir. 238 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:32,063 I'd like to go with Mrs. Carlisle speak, if I may. It's quite important. 239 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,837 Betsy, I... 240 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:37,182 Sir, I just want to tell her that it I'm sorry I missed the wedding. 241 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,279 Betsy, I have the most fantastic to tell you. 242 00:19:39,303 --> 00:19:41,853 The most beautiful thing you can do to me telling is goodbye. 243 00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,908 Which I wholeheartedly agree with. This way, please. 244 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:45,368 Now, wait a minute, President Daggett. 245 00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,786 If you would give me a chance to explain it to her, 246 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,912 I'm sure she would forgive me for everything. 247 00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:50,206 All you have to say is completely unnecessary. 248 00:19:50,230 --> 00:19:51,860 Please take your ball and go. 249 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,067 Daggett! 250 00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,453 Well, Mr. Hawk, what one pleasant surprise. 251 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,030 I want to talk to you for a moment, Daggett. 252 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,929 Great! I wanted to have a chat too have about our small loan. 253 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:07,043 That's all, Professor Brainard. Brainard. 254 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,496 Is this the one you "Neddie the fool"? 255 00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,936 That's right, Pop, and I wish you would wouldn't make a federal case... 256 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,130 Do you know this man my son dropped? 257 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,258 No, Mr. Hawk. 258 00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,053 Mr. Hawk, I welcome this opportunity. 259 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:23,469 Sometimes when the teacher and the parent of the retarded student gathering... "retarded"? 260 00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:28,500 May I remind you, sir, that it Hawk brains who founded this city? 261 00:20:28,501 --> 00:20:30,144 And you have the nerve to say it 262 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:33,939 that my boy, who is proud of the bears the name Hawk, is retarded? 263 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,460 Pop, I wish I could so soon want to forget. 264 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,324 Will you shut up while I talk? 265 00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:39,841 I wish I could give you his exam letter could show, Mr. Hawk. 266 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,060 Not only did he miss each one answer, he spelled 267 00:20:42,072 --> 00:20:43,823 even the name of it college wrong. 268 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,664 Professor, don't you mind? 269 00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:47,834 I want the matter alone discuss with Mr. Hawk. 270 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:52,455 Well, this means my boy tonight can't play against Rutland, right? 271 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,708 Where is your school spirit, drop your star player? 272 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:57,857 I don't think this is that kind of place 273 00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,859 where a man half a million dollars you would like to spend on. 274 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,933 Mr. Hawk, we have here on Medfield principles. 275 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,697 I offered Biff to give him one to retake the exam, 276 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,074 but he was prevented. 277 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,808 Okay, so he doesn't qualify. 278 00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,686 And none of your vague promises about it Borrowing school fees will change that. 279 00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:15,022 Mr. Hawk has already borrowed the money. The school is very grateful. 280 00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,573 Professor, I'm looking forward to it in your sense of ethics. 281 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,782 But do you mind if I speak for myself? 282 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,243 Mr. Hawk... Stop! 283 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,980 I came here to have my say do it, and I said it. 284 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,954 But, Mr. Hawk, just a moment of your time. 285 00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:31,656 I would like to discuss our loan. Would you like to discuss our loan? 286 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,210 Well, I have one there office in town for! 287 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:37,383 And maybe you'll take some of those high-sounding principles from you. 288 00:21:37,879 --> 00:21:40,049 And see how much they are worth in cold hard cash! 289 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,974 Come on, Biffer! 290 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,615 Give me the file on those rich alumni, the message called 'Double A A rush'. 291 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,139 We have some letters to write! Yes, sir. 292 00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,036 Betsy, you have to let me explain what happened. 293 00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:54,163 Then you will understand why I missed the wedding. 294 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:55,897 Please listen to me, Betsy. 295 00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,226 Okay, go ahead. I love it. 296 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,856 For once I would really want to understand. 297 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,716 Well, honey, like most things that seem complicated, 298 00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,320 it was actually quite simple. 299 00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,328 See, I was thinking all along terms of magnetic energy, 300 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,611 while it is always a repulsive energy. 301 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,579 Crazy, but you know how get carried away by an idea. 302 00:22:14,624 --> 00:22:15,754 Yes, I know. 303 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,395 Now, if not by this happy explosion had been, 304 00:22:17,419 --> 00:22:18,771 I might never have found it. 305 00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,875 You see, the application of external thermal energy 306 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:23,762 that the two are incompatible metastable compounds 307 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,445 brought fusion to a whole new level temperature, combustion, 308 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,949 allowed the release of explosive gases and an associated residue. 309 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,907 And do you know what that residue was, Betsy? 310 00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:30,931 No. 311 00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,429 Flubber. 312 00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:36,975 Flubber. Well, that's exciting. Now, if you'll excuse me. 313 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,574 You know, Betsy, never in my wildest dreams 314 00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,336 I hoped a metastable one find connection 315 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,420 whose molecular configuration is, 316 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,904 such that delivery of small particles of energy 317 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:47,717 to the surface a change would and trigger the configuration. 318 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,677 You see, this change in molecular configuration 319 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,621 releases enormous amounts of energy. 320 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,432 But they only act in one direction opposite to that of force 321 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,100 which is the molecular brought about change. 322 00:22:56,124 --> 00:22:58,174 That's why we do it call it "repulsive energy". 323 00:22:58,251 --> 00:22:59,881 That's the way I feel. 324 00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:02,711 Oddly enough Betsy, the total effect is temporary. 325 00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:05,258 And at the closing of the externally applied energy, 326 00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:08,340 the elementary particles return to a state of pseudo-equilibrium. 327 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:09,798 Isn't that great? Yes. 328 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:13,217 And now I clearly understand what what happened to my wedding, 329 00:23:13,308 --> 00:23:14,978 would you please excuse me? 330 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,980 President Daggett and I have to do very important work, 331 00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:20,653 like, I hope, saving the college. 332 00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:24,150 But Betsy, don't you understand? This can save the college. 333 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:28,276 It could be worth millions. Do me a personal favor? 334 00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:31,031 Go bounce your ball somewhere else. 335 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:34,788 Well, we'll talk it out tonight, Betsy. I'll pick you up for the game. 336 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,379 Well, I think we'll give them one stirred up a bit? 337 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,836 Nobody plays with our feet. You're kidding, aren't you, Pop? 338 00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,678 I mean, about closing the college 339 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:54,681 and turn the site into a residential area? 340 00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:56,886 Son, I'm going to give you some of the learn facts of life. 341 00:23:57,185 --> 00:24:00,725 The small college, like the small one country shop and small drugstore, 342 00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:03,516 they are all in the same boat. Well, they're sinking. 343 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:06,988 Today is the day of the supermarkets, the super colleges. 344 00:24:07,028 --> 00:24:09,158 The little man will be crushed. 345 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:13,695 But you graduated from Medfield. It's your school. 346 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:15,285 Okay, so what do you want? 347 00:24:15,370 --> 00:24:17,750 Some stranger to close it? 348 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:22,421 Or a loyal, friendly one alumnus who takes care of it? 349 00:24:22,502 --> 00:24:24,021 But is there nothing you can do? 350 00:24:24,045 --> 00:24:27,045 I mean, give them a little more time for the loan or something? 351 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:29,880 Look, son, I'm sentimental about Medfield, just like you, 352 00:24:29,926 --> 00:24:33,886 but it's just like shooting it of a horse with a broken leg. 353 00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:37,599 I want to do it for the sake of it to relieve his suffering. 354 00:24:37,684 --> 00:24:39,854 Now, if I happen to have some earned extra money from it, 355 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:44,645 well, that's something that you should learn to accept. 356 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,109 Yes, sir. 357 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:48,574 About the match tonight. 358 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,862 Do they know you're not playing? 359 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:53,446 Not that I know of. Not yet. 360 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:58,793 Hey, Lenny, look what the quote is from the Medfield Rutland game tonight, would you? 361 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,212 How much do you want to bet? 362 00:25:00,248 --> 00:25:03,958 Well let's say... $8,000 or $10,000. 363 00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:06,004 Pop, you're not betting on Medfield, are you? 364 00:25:06,087 --> 00:25:08,297 Without me on the team, we'll get killed. 365 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:10,761 Who said I bet on Medfield? 366 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:14,471 You're not betting against us, are you? 367 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:17,724 Now, son, we have access to one some very valuable information 368 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,886 about that game tonight. 369 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:21,385 There's an old saying, 370 00:25:21,436 --> 00:25:24,556 It's an ill wind that doesn't have one blows a few extra dollars into the coffers 371 00:25:24,606 --> 00:25:27,316 from the loan company Auld Lang Syne. 372 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,240 Did you understand? 373 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:31,317 Charlie, if we have the spark lever pull down, 374 00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,953 this shutter opens and releases the gamma radiation. 375 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:36,240 And up goes the flubber, and up goes the car. 376 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:38,346 Then we pull the throttle to down and this shutter opens 377 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:39,580 and the car moves forward. 378 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:41,291 Now, when we step on the brake pedal, 379 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:43,893 this shutter will open and the gamma rays bring the car to a standstill. 380 00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:47,337 Or, if we extend the hatch a little further open, the car goes backwards. 381 00:25:48,129 --> 00:25:51,969 Charlie, suppose we do it a little getting tired of just going straight. 382 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:54,550 Then we turn the wheel to the right, 383 00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,636 and we then turn right. 384 00:25:57,722 --> 00:26:00,642 If we turn the wheel to the left, then we go to the left. 385 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,523 Well, that's about it, Charlie. 386 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,864 The most important thing is that no one finds out, 387 00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:08,860 except Betsy, of course. 388 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,439 Now, so that people may not ask much, 389 00:26:11,486 --> 00:26:13,394 we will cover this under the install the hood, so that 390 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,006 it as a normal old Model T sounds. 391 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:18,584 That should do it, Charlie? 392 00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:24,500 Now they will just say: “Well, Professor Ha, ha.” 393 00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:28,593 that you end up with the old collectible received in the correct order. 394 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,340 Okay Charlie, we're ready. 395 00:26:41,891 --> 00:26:44,101 The coast is clear, Charlie. 396 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:53,489 I'll tighten your seat belt. 397 00:26:53,528 --> 00:26:56,448 Now this side. Good dog. 398 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:59,531 Now, sound on. 399 00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,828 Lights on. 400 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:04,040 And throttle down. 401 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,713 Hold on to your hat, Charlie. 402 00:27:31,733 --> 00:27:35,073 I'm fine, Charlie. 403 00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:37,571 We don't need these, do we? 404 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:39,624 There, that's better? 405 00:27:39,699 --> 00:27:42,909 Now, look at this, Charlie. 406 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,960 Not bad, huh Charlie? 407 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,915 Let's pull it open and see what it does. 408 00:28:26,037 --> 00:28:28,617 Well, look what we have there. 409 00:28:30,166 --> 00:28:31,916 Watch out, girls. Here we come. 410 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,795 Watch out, Charlie! 411 00:28:43,471 --> 00:28:47,351 I'll have to look where am I going? Yes. 412 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,147 Charlie, I have an idea. 413 00:28:54,190 --> 00:28:57,530 Why don't we fly? towards that particular person? 414 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:46,373 Can you imagine what she will do? say when she sees this, Charlie? 415 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:02,341 Was there something you wanted? 416 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:05,973 Yes, I would like to meet Mrs. Carlisle would like to talk, if you don't mind. 417 00:30:06,054 --> 00:30:07,531 I'm afraid I do, old man. 418 00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:10,515 Miss Carlisle and I are leaving to the match. Ready, honey? 419 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,203 Yes, Shelby. Betsy, before you leave... 420 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:13,557 Please excuse us. 421 00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:16,123 Betsy, please come here with me along, if you don't mind. 422 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,042 I have the most amazing thing to show you. 423 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:21,236 Ned, I'm trying not to get angry. Please don't make a scene. 424 00:30:21,277 --> 00:30:22,505 I'm not going... Yes, old man. 425 00:30:22,529 --> 00:30:24,089 Don't you have Miss Carlisle? enough shame? 426 00:30:24,113 --> 00:30:25,674 Come on, Betsy. Look, you stay out of here! 427 00:30:25,698 --> 00:30:28,408 Betsy, it's a surprise. It is a kind of wedding gift. 428 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,203 Exactly what every girl dreams about. 429 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:34,160 It's not the car, Betsy. It's what's in the car. 430 00:30:34,249 --> 00:30:38,169 And I can't do it with him around show. Now would you excuse us? 431 00:30:39,462 --> 00:30:42,382 Betsy! Betsy, wait! 432 00:30:42,423 --> 00:30:45,110 Betsy, you know what I'm telling you told this morning in the office? 433 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:46,764 I mean, about my discovery? 434 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:49,281 I want to show you what I do with it have done. It's great. 435 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,885 Everything I want you to do is taking a ride with me. 436 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:54,273 Just a short ride, Betsy. 437 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:20,961 Hey, how did it go? 438 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:23,774 Was a breeze. Everything set up but I had to give them six to one. 439 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,968 Cheap for the price. Go back to the phone. 440 00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,799 See if you can get more of that kind of money you can find. 441 00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:43,355 I'm afraid it isn't Medfield's evening is. 442 00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,783 My dear, winning isn't everything. 443 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,820 Playing the game is more fun than the prize, 444 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:52,866 as you knock him down, the enemy with fearless eyes. 445 00:31:52,952 --> 00:31:55,162 Excuse me. Professor. 446 00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:58,294 Can I go through, please? 447 00:31:58,333 --> 00:32:00,543 Late as usual, I see. 448 00:32:02,670 --> 00:32:05,340 Come on, Medfield! 449 00:32:16,684 --> 00:32:18,954 Of course I hate you bet against our own team. 450 00:32:18,978 --> 00:32:23,018 Bet? Why, this isn't betting. It's like building a basement. 451 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,093 If only Biff Hawk played tonight. 452 00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:52,295 Yes, yes. I heard that he was not eligible. 453 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:56,715 Now I wonder who your star player could have lowered? 454 00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:59,426 At Rutland we spend a lot of time more realistic about things like that. 455 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:04,153 I heard it, I understand that you are the players pay more than your teachers. 456 00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:07,112 That's ridiculous! I get twice as much as... 457 00:33:09,529 --> 00:33:12,449 I don't want to talk about it. 458 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:27,054 Our poor boys. They try so hard. 459 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:30,258 Yes, I feel sorry for people who not knowing when they will be defeated. 460 00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:32,179 Right, professor? 461 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,890 Well, Shelby, please don't start again. 462 00:33:34,929 --> 00:33:39,099 Why doesn't he sit in it Rutland section where he belongs? 463 00:33:39,183 --> 00:33:40,853 My apologies. 464 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:14,759 It's not fair. Our team can't even reach the ball. 465 00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,809 Yes! 466 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:22,928 Yes, poor little guys. I would say they need a ride. 467 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,897 Why don't they try lift heels? 468 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,689 Very funny. 469 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,984 Lift heels. 470 00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:34,861 Sorry. Please. 471 00:34:54,592 --> 00:34:56,832 It takes more skin a cat, Charlie. 472 00:34:57,762 --> 00:35:01,102 She won't be with me drive my car. Okay. 473 00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:04,892 She won't listen to me. Okay. 474 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:08,057 So we're going to surprise her, Charlie. 475 00:35:08,147 --> 00:35:09,867 More than that, we'll flubber gas her. 476 00:35:19,033 --> 00:35:22,203 Guys, what can I say? 477 00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:25,455 I'm proud of you. 478 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:29,000 They're killing us, but I'm proud of you. 479 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:33,303 Remember, you are like sons for me, all of you. 480 00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:35,381 How do you think I feel? 481 00:35:35,424 --> 00:35:37,319 Do you think it's easy is, sitting on that couch 482 00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:41,053 looking at you back there, while your ears are pinned? 483 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,429 Well, let me tell you this. 484 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,726 I have coached many teams in my time, 485 00:35:45,768 --> 00:35:49,898 but I've never had a harder one fighting group than you saw, guys. 486 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,691 You have a heart. I mean, real heart. 487 00:35:52,733 --> 00:35:55,693 Coach, do we really have to go back? 488 00:35:55,736 --> 00:35:59,736 I know how you feel, son. 489 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:03,034 But remember this, a team that will not be defeated... 490 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,745 Well, professor! 491 00:36:06,998 --> 00:36:08,998 Hello, coach. Something going on? 492 00:36:09,083 --> 00:36:11,423 Or perhaps something on your conscience? 493 00:36:11,460 --> 00:36:14,960 No no no. I just stopped by to see if there was anything I could do. 494 00:36:15,047 --> 00:36:17,808 I'm sorry I had to Biff Hawk lower it, if that's what you mean. 495 00:36:18,384 --> 00:36:20,934 Well, it's a little late for apologies, don't you think? 496 00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:22,642 One minute, coach. 497 00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:24,852 Okay. Okay, guys, get ready. 498 00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:27,482 Starting position the same like the first half. 499 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,538 Guys, it's a shame Biff didn't get his grades, 500 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:31,272 but that's one of those things. 501 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,935 Remember, one man doesn't make a team. 502 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:37,315 And I'm telling you, you can in this second one half to go out and beat Rutland. 503 00:36:37,403 --> 00:36:38,903 You can win this game. 504 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,106 Of course we can. Yes, that's possible! 505 00:36:41,616 --> 00:36:44,616 Because I know something about you know that you don't know. 506 00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,582 They are twice as big as us, but that makes no difference now. 507 00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:51,922 No difference whatsoever. They can grow 10 feet tall and we can still beat them. 508 00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,879 Yes, we can! 509 00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:55,772 You can beat Rutland if you guys do going out there and giving it your all 510 00:36:55,796 --> 00:36:57,956 what you have in your body. 511 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,799 Remember that word "bounce." Bounce. 512 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:04,715 And when you bounce, remember this, it no matter how much you put into it, 513 00:37:04,805 --> 00:37:06,525 you will get twice as much out of it. 514 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:10,393 Get out there, boys, and bounce away. 515 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:19,690 Come on, Rutland. Mow them down! 516 00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:45,893 Say, what's going on there? 517 00:38:05,616 --> 00:38:07,616 What's happening? Don't know! 518 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:10,138 Maybe it was that pep talk that Professor Brainard gave them. 519 00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:12,502 What did he say? I wish I could remember that! 520 00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,183 Go, Medfield! To go! 521 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:38,730 Will you listen to me? 522 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:41,066 I'm telling you, something strange is going on! 523 00:38:41,110 --> 00:38:43,610 Okay, what? You tell me! 524 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,156 Well, how would I know! Something! 525 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,620 Well, what should I do? 526 00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,094 There is nothing in the regulations that says that 527 00:38:49,118 --> 00:38:51,054 one team is not allowed to go higher jump then the other. 528 00:38:51,078 --> 00:38:52,408 Now go back to your couch. 529 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,800 Gosh, Pop, look at them! Look! 530 00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:11,098 I'm watching! 531 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,329 Come on, Medfield! Come on, team! 532 00:39:55,935 --> 00:39:56,935 Come on, Medfield! 533 00:40:27,466 --> 00:40:31,846 Come on, team! Look at them. Aren't they great? 534 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:35,349 Sorry, Pop, I forgot. Come on, team! 535 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:24,650 Hey, chief, what do you know? 536 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:27,362 Lenny just has 5 thousand left bet against Medfield. 537 00:41:27,401 --> 00:41:31,241 Against Medfield? Thank you very much. You meathead! 538 00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,160 Don't know what's going on there? 539 00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:08,859 Shoot, Humphrey! Shoot! 540 00:42:22,540 --> 00:42:23,670 Shoot, shoot! 541 00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:47,359 We did it! Of course we succeeded. 542 00:42:47,439 --> 00:42:49,793 The reason I did it, Betsy, is because you don't want to listen to me. 543 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,647 What does that mean you succeeded? 544 00:42:51,735 --> 00:42:53,735 Well, you saw how the boys played tonight. 545 00:42:53,821 --> 00:42:56,132 The only reason they could be like that playing is because of my discovery. 546 00:42:56,156 --> 00:42:57,342 You see, I took their shoes... 547 00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:59,803 You don't take credit because Medfield won tonight? 548 00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:02,327 Well, actually, yes. Now I've heard everything. 549 00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:06,713 Now that those boys fought there tonight, have played their hearts out to win, 550 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:09,502 you come here to take credit. 551 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:10,981 Well, I didn't exactly mean it that way. 552 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,983 You've fallen low, Brainard. That's all I can say. 553 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:14,337 Very low. 554 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:15,933 Well... Come on, let's go. 555 00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:19,220 No, Betsy! Betsy, wait a minute. Let me... 556 00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:54,593 Shelby, please give me time to think. 557 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:55,883 Of course, honey. 558 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,804 You can call me tomorrow after dance give your answer. 559 00:43:58,886 --> 00:44:03,096 And I think I know what it will be. 560 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:04,852 Good night my love. 561 00:44:04,892 --> 00:44:06,892 Good night, Shelby. 562 00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:39,402 You've probably always thought that I was a friendly, neutral professor, 563 00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:41,466 isn't it, Charlie? 564 00:44:41,553 --> 00:44:44,143 Well, now you see what a woman can do to you. 565 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:48,393 I'm a desperate man, Charlie, and desperate men do desperate things. 566 00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:52,605 Lights off, sound off and up we go. 567 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:40,552 Officer! Officer! 568 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:43,261 Officer, help me! It's after me! Help me! 569 00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:47,347 I really hope you like my will apologize outwardly, 570 00:46:47,387 --> 00:46:50,557 but I just had a cup with boiling hot coffee on me. 571 00:46:50,599 --> 00:46:52,769 But it's after me! What's chasing you? 572 00:46:53,101 --> 00:46:55,521 Don't know. Some sort of thing! 573 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:58,818 One thing? Can you describe it? 574 00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:01,189 No, I haven't seen it. But it flies! 575 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,403 And it, and it, and it made a sound. 576 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:05,985 Like, “Aaoogah, ahoogah.” 577 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:09,453 And then it crashed to the top from my car, "Voom! Voom! Voom!" 578 00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:11,735 And when I looked, there was nothing. 579 00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,749 That kind of thing. 580 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,963 Well, I guess you blow into this little thing, 581 00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:20,188 and we'll see if we can't find out where it came from, okay? 582 00:47:20,212 --> 00:47:23,262 Well, do something. It's there probably lurking in the dark, 583 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:25,470 ready to jump! Keep going! 584 00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:27,801 Don't worry. We won't let it get to you. 585 00:47:27,886 --> 00:47:29,216 Come on, blow, okay? 586 00:47:29,263 --> 00:47:31,813 This is outrageous. You're acting like savages! 587 00:47:31,890 --> 00:47:34,640 I happen to be Professor Ashton, head of the English department 588 00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:36,016 at Rutland college, 589 00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,773 and a very important person there. 590 00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:42,938 Well, in that case this would be easy should be for an English teacher. 591 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:46,776 Can you say: Peter Piper has one picked pickled piece of pickled pepper? 592 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:48,074 Have you gone crazy? 593 00:47:48,115 --> 00:47:49,985 Or maybe you prefer. 594 00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:53,365 Around the rough rock ran the ragged rascal. 595 00:47:53,453 --> 00:47:55,413 I won't say such an idiotic thing. 596 00:47:55,455 --> 00:47:58,825 We're not really cooperating, are we? 597 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:01,787 Come on, blow into this. We would really appreciate it. 598 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:04,959 I won't do anything like that. I will... I will... 599 00:48:05,674 --> 00:48:06,674 Blow! 600 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,104 Are you having some trouble, Officer Hanson? 601 00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,603 No, just the usual. 602 00:48:18,896 --> 00:48:21,806 We always have a pair 502s after the Rutland match. 603 00:48:21,857 --> 00:48:24,477 I didn't know it was like that were sore losers. 604 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:27,780 Brainard! Tell these idiots... 605 00:48:28,363 --> 00:48:32,873 Well, Professor, I finally see you have the old Model T in good condition. 606 00:48:32,951 --> 00:48:36,161 Yes. Yes, it takes a while Took a while, but here she is. 607 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:41,128 Say, it looks like you have one there could use valve dooltje. 608 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:42,958 You know what a Model Ts is like. 609 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,764 Sometimes you could swear they could drive without valves. 610 00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,859 Or even without an engine. That's right. 611 00:48:47,883 --> 00:48:50,513 Goodbye, officer. Goodbye, professor. 612 00:48:51,011 --> 00:48:54,971 Brainard! Tell them who I am! 613 00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,599 Now, you've told us who you are. 614 00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:00,654 I guess we all trust give in the sergeant? 615 00:49:18,413 --> 00:49:20,543 You know, you are one great consolation to me. 616 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:24,004 I'm losing $15,000 here and you don't know what happened. 617 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:26,714 Maybe they have a new species vitamin pill invented. 618 00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:28,339 If we're one of the guys could take, 619 00:49:28,351 --> 00:49:29,776 we would give him one can have a saliva test done. 620 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:31,340 Forget it, will you? 621 00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:32,718 Hello, Pop. 622 00:49:33,387 --> 00:49:35,137 Well, did you discover something? 623 00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,602 Of course I did. What? 624 00:49:36,682 --> 00:49:37,812 It was Neddie the fool. 625 00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:40,351 The professor? What has he done? 626 00:49:40,394 --> 00:49:41,788 He was between the halves in the locker room. 627 00:49:41,812 --> 00:49:43,062 And then? 628 00:49:43,188 --> 00:49:45,558 He gave the boys a pep talk. What else? 629 00:49:46,775 --> 00:49:48,044 That's it. He just talked to them. 630 00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:49,898 Talked to them? Is that the... 631 00:49:49,945 --> 00:49:54,065 Will you give me that? Is that it? big news you had for me? 632 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:57,658 Well, is it? That's about it, Pop. 633 00:49:57,744 --> 00:50:00,084 Well, three cheers for you, son. 634 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:03,422 That's an earth-shattering piece information you have there. 635 00:50:09,256 --> 00:50:12,466 Biff! Come here! Come here! 636 00:50:13,260 --> 00:50:14,930 Do you see anything? 637 00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:18,595 Just Neddie the fool flying with his old Model T. 638 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:20,312 Say that again. 639 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:24,521 Neddie the nut flies with his old model... T. 640 00:50:24,896 --> 00:50:28,686 Yes! And that's the genius you called crazy. 641 00:50:29,568 --> 00:50:34,238 Yes, in class he gave us one new kind of energy. 642 00:50:34,281 --> 00:50:36,384 He says he was looking for one breakthrough. Some kind of invention. 643 00:50:36,408 --> 00:50:37,658 Breakthrough? 644 00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:44,044 Do you have any idea... what is that invention worth? 646 00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:56,799 Someone wants to see you, professor. 647 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:59,507 I can't see anyone now, Mrs. Chatsworth. What does he want? 648 00:50:59,598 --> 00:51:02,268 Your kind indulgence, professor. 649 00:51:02,309 --> 00:51:05,729 Can you find it in your heart to do this? to forgive a hot-blooded businessman? 650 00:51:05,812 --> 00:51:09,482 Hot blooded businessman who Medfield College wants to demolish? 651 00:51:09,524 --> 00:51:10,604 What do you want, Mr. Hawk? 652 00:51:10,650 --> 00:51:13,900 Great stuff. Great things for all of us. 653 00:51:14,362 --> 00:51:17,992 Visualize, if you will. A whole new Medfield College. 654 00:51:18,033 --> 00:51:20,123 Ten new buildings, 10 floors high. 655 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:23,000 A building entirely dedicated to science. 656 00:51:25,082 --> 00:51:28,502 Two, if you will? Three? 657 00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,957 How does it sound? It sounds fantastic. 658 00:51:33,673 --> 00:51:37,933 But where does all that money come from? from, Mr. Hawk? 659 00:51:38,595 --> 00:51:42,175 Of a certain revolutionary discovery. 660 00:51:44,059 --> 00:51:46,189 What's so revolutionary? to an old Tin Lizzie? 661 00:51:46,269 --> 00:51:48,019 Nothing, 662 00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:51,975 unless of course it flies. 663 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:57,824 To fly? As I happened to see happen last night. 664 00:51:59,908 --> 00:52:01,408 You saw it, right? 665 00:52:04,871 --> 00:52:06,349 Prof, I have to give it to you. You're sure... 666 00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,133 Wait. Guard. 667 00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:11,009 Why do we trust each other, professor? 668 00:52:11,044 --> 00:52:13,384 After all, you are one scientist, head in the clouds. 669 00:52:13,421 --> 00:52:15,761 I fell low to the ground dollars and cents man. 670 00:52:15,841 --> 00:52:18,236 That's right. My doll always says that he can smell a buck at 10 miles... 671 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:20,260 I'll do the talking, son! 672 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:22,426 That's a good boy. 673 00:52:22,514 --> 00:52:25,984 There are a million angles to this. The government! The Space Age! 674 00:52:26,059 --> 00:52:29,299 What they wouldn't care about their sticky to get my hands on this little can. 675 00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:32,481 That's where I come in. 676 00:52:33,525 --> 00:52:35,044 When I come in go talk to them, 677 00:52:35,068 --> 00:52:38,951 they will be on their knees before us crawling with bags of money, barrels of money! 679 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:42,830 Mr. Hawk, let me understand this. 680 00:52:42,909 --> 00:52:44,762 You want me to have my transfer discovery to you 681 00:52:44,786 --> 00:52:46,536 so you can blackmail our government? 682 00:52:47,122 --> 00:52:49,172 Okay then, let's put it this way. 683 00:52:49,249 --> 00:52:51,829 Medfield College can grow and prosper, 684 00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:55,548 or it may wither and die on the vine. 685 00:52:56,631 --> 00:52:58,171 That's entirely up to you. 686 00:52:58,258 --> 00:52:59,468 I get it. 687 00:53:00,635 --> 00:53:02,715 Mr. Hawk, I want to thank you for coming by. 688 00:53:02,762 --> 00:53:05,762 You made a decision for me. Now you talk. 689 00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,063 I'm going to call the president. 690 00:53:08,101 --> 00:53:10,561 Daggett? He doesn't cut ice. 691 00:53:11,730 --> 00:53:13,210 The President of the United States. 692 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,480 Is that enough ice cream for you? 693 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:18,187 See here now. Let's not flying in all directions. 694 00:53:18,278 --> 00:53:20,108 One direction, Mr. Hawk. Out! 695 00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:22,775 Don't get me wrong. I wholeheartedly support our government. 696 00:53:22,824 --> 00:53:24,635 I'm sure you do. I approve of our government. 697 00:53:24,659 --> 00:53:27,289 Okay. You lower the odds poor old Medfield College, 698 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:29,789 but try not to come back afterwards. 699 00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:31,623 The iron door is closed! 700 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,802 Well, there goes the ball game. 701 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:42,804 He calls Washington and tomorrow, 702 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:45,506 this place will be crawling with contracts. 703 00:53:45,597 --> 00:53:48,217 Suppose you discover... the professor had received? 704 00:53:48,308 --> 00:53:50,536 Did you mean what you said about it not closing Medfield? 705 00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,622 Like the flying one old worn out car for me, 706 00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:54,306 there are millions in the gutter. 707 00:53:54,356 --> 00:53:56,186 Because if you did, I have an idea. 708 00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:59,114 Calm down, son. I'm trying to think. Change the car. 709 00:53:59,152 --> 00:54:01,702 That idiot Brainard! If he could... 710 00:54:06,368 --> 00:54:07,368 What did you say, son? 711 00:54:07,452 --> 00:54:10,082 Change the car. There are other Model Ts nearby. 712 00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:13,867 Yes. there are, aren't they, Biffer? 713 00:54:13,959 --> 00:54:17,629 There's a guy in Appleton who... Stop, I'm way ahead of you. 714 00:54:17,671 --> 00:54:21,551 Lenny, take the exit for Appleton. 715 00:54:21,633 --> 00:54:23,723 Hey, you know something? 716 00:54:23,802 --> 00:54:25,722 You're okay, son. 717 00:54:26,596 --> 00:54:28,199 Of course you have one a little bit of your mother in you, 718 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:30,933 but actually you are normal completely new again. 719 00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:34,774 Yes, sir. You're fine. 720 00:54:41,486 --> 00:54:44,126 I can assure you, sir, the president is very interested 721 00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:47,777 in every development that could be made could have on our national prosperity. 722 00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:51,537 But may I inform you about the nature of your discovery? 723 00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:55,374 Flubber? 724 00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:59,172 Yes, that sounds fantastic. 725 00:54:59,212 --> 00:55:01,962 Now, if only I knew which branch of government 726 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:04,508 can be best served by your discovery. 727 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:08,261 Well, every branch. You name it. Transport, industry, agriculture. 728 00:55:08,346 --> 00:55:11,556 Agriculture. Good. 729 00:55:11,599 --> 00:55:13,349 Don't cut me off. 730 00:55:13,476 --> 00:55:16,346 Department of Agriculture. Sam Wheeler speaks. 731 00:55:17,272 --> 00:55:18,732 Great. 732 00:55:19,482 --> 00:55:20,982 I get it. 733 00:55:21,443 --> 00:55:23,743 How do you think this can help the farmer? 734 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:27,030 I don't want to help the farmer. I want to help everyone. 735 00:55:27,073 --> 00:55:28,123 Don't you understand? 736 00:55:28,241 --> 00:55:31,791 Well, what possibilities do you think that this can affect fertilizer? 737 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:33,790 Fertilizer? 738 00:55:33,872 --> 00:55:37,082 Doesn't any of you understand there how important is this thing? 739 00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:41,087 It's not just farming, it's industry, it's national defense. 740 00:55:41,421 --> 00:55:44,761 National Defense. National Defense. 741 00:55:50,764 --> 00:55:53,434 Before we go any further, I want you to know 742 00:55:53,516 --> 00:55:56,976 that I am proud of the new one spirit of cooperation 743 00:55:57,062 --> 00:55:59,312 between the army, the navy and air force. 744 00:55:59,397 --> 00:56:02,227 Even the columnists of the newspapers talk about it. 745 00:56:02,275 --> 00:56:03,711 There was never any real dispute between us. 746 00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:04,735 Of course not. 747 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:06,818 Just a lot of newspaper gossip in the first place. 748 00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:10,445 Excuse me sir. There is a professor Brainard on the phone from Medfield. 749 00:56:10,784 --> 00:56:12,994 Brainard? I don't know Professor Brainard. 750 00:56:13,078 --> 00:56:14,513 Tell him to give me one have to write a letter. 751 00:56:14,537 --> 00:56:16,867 He might have a connection with Congressman Brainard. 752 00:56:16,956 --> 00:56:18,536 About the Appropriations Committee. 753 00:56:18,625 --> 00:56:20,455 Congressman Brainard is waving a lot of lead. 754 00:56:20,543 --> 00:56:22,263 He has always been kind to us. 755 00:56:22,629 --> 00:56:24,629 Good. 756 00:56:26,257 --> 00:56:29,547 Hello. How are you, professor? 757 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,296 What can we do for you? 758 00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:36,638 Do you have it? Well, that's great. 759 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:39,140 It's a kind of anti-gravity. 760 00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:41,479 Well now. 761 00:56:41,564 --> 00:56:44,324 And you think it's a breakthrough? 762 00:56:44,984 --> 00:56:48,454 Looks like y'all don't need all that appropriation money. 763 00:56:48,488 --> 00:56:51,759 I got a guy here, he said he did it cracked the anti-gravity problem 764 00:56:51,783 --> 00:56:53,123 in his own garage. 765 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:56,500 Ridiculous. Another fool. 766 00:56:57,330 --> 00:56:59,830 The military has been doing this for years anti-gravity research. 767 00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:02,166 It hasn't yielded anything significant yet. 768 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:05,964 Yes, professor. I listen. 769 00:57:06,005 --> 00:57:09,585 Yes, professor. Yes. Yes, me realize it is urgent. 770 00:57:09,676 --> 00:57:11,926 There are so many things these days. 771 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:14,971 Do you want to come to Washington? 772 00:57:15,515 --> 00:57:17,515 Well, I don't know, professor. 773 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:19,480 Of course we would love to see you. 774 00:57:19,519 --> 00:57:21,269 Notify my pilot to be ready. 775 00:57:21,354 --> 00:57:24,694 Yes, but we're all busy like birds around here. 776 00:57:24,774 --> 00:57:26,154 I'll tell you what, professor. 777 00:57:26,192 --> 00:57:30,362 Why are you writing to us? no nice short letter? 778 00:57:30,447 --> 00:57:32,527 Tell us all about it. 779 00:57:32,574 --> 00:57:35,084 Okay, and keep it up good work, professor. 780 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,040 Call us whenever you want. 781 00:57:37,537 --> 00:57:39,497 Or better yet, we'll call you. 782 00:57:40,206 --> 00:57:41,456 Goodbye. 783 00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,495 Goodbye. 784 00:57:43,543 --> 00:57:46,343 They don't want to listen. Betsy doesn't want to listen. 785 00:57:46,379 --> 00:57:48,459 That crook, Hawk, is the only one who believes me. 786 00:57:48,506 --> 00:57:49,942 Professor? 787 00:57:49,966 --> 00:57:51,626 Come in, Mrs. Chatsworth. 788 00:57:52,135 --> 00:57:54,965 There you are. All sponged and squeezed for the dance tonight. 789 00:57:55,054 --> 00:57:58,064 Thanks, but I'm not going to the dance. 790 00:57:58,099 --> 00:58:01,689 No. Leave that dear girl going with someone else? 791 00:58:02,187 --> 00:58:04,807 That sweet girl has kicked me out of her life. 792 00:58:04,898 --> 00:58:08,028 What are you going to do about it? Stay home and talk to the dog? 793 00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:10,397 Mrs Chatsworth, neither turn against me. 794 00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:12,817 Professor, may I say something? 795 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,446 I'd rather not do that Mrs Chatsworth. Not now. 796 00:58:15,533 --> 00:58:18,163 Okay. Do what you want. 797 00:58:18,244 --> 00:58:19,914 Continue with your head in the clouds 798 00:58:19,954 --> 00:58:22,964 and with your nose in places where it doesn't belong. 799 00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:26,421 Go ahead, like I said. Unlock the secrets of the universe. 800 00:58:26,669 --> 00:58:27,999 But remember this, 801 00:58:28,087 --> 00:58:31,837 the universe is millions and millions and millions of years old. 802 00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:35,217 It may have to wait a bit, but girls can't wait. 803 00:58:35,970 --> 00:58:38,115 Mrs. Chatsworth, I have told you I'm not going... 804 00:58:38,139 --> 00:58:41,479 One day a girl says just to himself: 805 00:58:41,809 --> 00:58:46,269 “That's enough, I'll just get married with the next man who comes along.” 806 00:58:46,773 --> 00:58:47,983 And she does. 807 00:58:48,900 --> 00:58:49,980 Mrs Chatsworth... 808 00:58:50,068 --> 00:58:51,970 If I were in your shoes were standing, I would stop 809 00:58:51,982 --> 00:58:53,589 to destroy the atom or to crush, 810 00:58:53,613 --> 00:58:57,283 or whatever you're doing there you are, and I would go to that dance. 811 00:58:57,825 --> 00:59:00,235 Why? Betsy doesn't even look at me. 812 00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:04,183 Don't have songs where you go to the dancers goes and taps her on the shoulders? 813 00:59:04,207 --> 00:59:05,827 Yes, I suppose so. Well then. 814 00:59:05,917 --> 00:59:08,627 You walk to Shelby, taps him on the shoulder, 815 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:11,335 and when he turns around... I punch him in the nose. 816 00:59:11,422 --> 00:59:12,592 Good. 817 00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:15,184 No, that wouldn't be civilized. 818 00:59:15,260 --> 00:59:16,720 Well, for heaven's sake. 819 00:59:16,803 --> 00:59:21,473 Grab the girl in your arms, hold her hold her tight and dance her into the night. 820 00:59:21,558 --> 00:59:22,558 Just show her. 821 00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:26,193 Shelby Ashton, the ballroom beast? 822 00:59:26,437 --> 00:59:28,517 He's the best dancer around here. 823 00:59:28,606 --> 00:59:31,146 I dance like a sleepwalking chimpanzee. 824 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:34,324 Well, even a chimpanzee will fighting for his partner. 825 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,517 I told you he would come here tonight. 827 01:01:59,465 --> 01:02:00,465 Taxi! 828 01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:10,482 You boys can get in. I am the only taxi. I'm heading out right away. 829 01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:23,238 Where to? 830 01:02:23,614 --> 01:02:26,164 Professor Brainard's... house. 831 01:03:00,234 --> 01:03:01,614 What are you doing? 832 01:03:01,694 --> 01:03:03,954 Even a chimpanzee fights for his partner. 833 01:03:13,915 --> 01:03:15,705 Let me go, people are watching us. 834 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,998 Well, let's not disappoint them. 835 01:03:20,338 --> 01:03:22,399 The professor must be himself gave a pep talk. 836 01:03:22,423 --> 01:03:23,983 Look, maybe you can learn something. 837 01:03:29,889 --> 01:03:31,389 Go for it, Prof. Go! 838 01:03:31,891 --> 01:03:33,431 We should do this more often. 839 01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:36,348 Leave ...! 840 01:03:44,195 --> 01:03:45,525 Ned! 841 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:23,943 He flies with the biggest convenience by air. 842 01:04:23,985 --> 01:04:26,775 The daring young man the flying trapeze... 843 01:04:32,034 --> 01:04:33,470 I wonder what's going on. 844 01:04:33,494 --> 01:04:35,605 Let's go inside and see what happens. 845 01:04:35,617 --> 01:04:36,964 Enough fun for one night. 846 01:04:37,456 --> 01:04:40,956 He flies with the biggest convenience by air... 847 01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:43,894 On second thought, maybe it is fun just beginning. 848 01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:50,926 Excuse me. Are you the gentlemen from Washington? 849 01:04:50,970 --> 01:04:52,990 That's us. Are you looking for a professor... 850 01:04:53,014 --> 01:04:56,184 Brainard? I'm afraid I'm not. 851 01:04:56,809 --> 01:04:58,729 There's your husband. 852 01:04:59,061 --> 01:05:03,111 The daring young man the flying trapeze... 853 01:05:06,652 --> 01:05:10,452 The man on the flying trapeze. 854 01:05:13,326 --> 01:05:16,236 He flies with the biggest convenience by air. 855 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:20,504 It's definitely a surprise, you're coming all the way from Washington to see me. 856 01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:23,501 Here we are. get in, gentlemen. 857 01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:27,665 Get in the car, please. Admiral, general. 858 01:05:36,223 --> 01:05:39,023 Now, of course, gentlemen, I realize me that military technology 859 01:05:39,101 --> 01:05:41,061 has gone way beyond the Model T, right? 860 01:05:41,145 --> 01:05:43,095 Naturally. I want you to understand. 861 01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:45,189 I use it as one security measure. 862 01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:48,035 What better place to make my discovery to hide in a Model T? 863 01:05:49,070 --> 01:05:50,714 And I want you to do that too keep in mind, gentlemen, 864 01:05:50,738 --> 01:05:53,528 that this is only a primitive application of my discovery. 865 01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:57,044 Now we use this spark lever here to float, 866 01:05:57,119 --> 01:05:58,869 the throttle to move forward, 867 01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:01,083 and the brake pedal to stop or go backwards. 868 01:06:01,165 --> 01:06:04,205 Absolute control at all time, as you will see. 869 01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:07,713 Okay, gentlemen, get a good one, a firm grip on your emotions, 870 01:06:07,797 --> 01:06:09,547 and prepare for takeoff. 871 01:06:14,762 --> 01:06:19,472 A cool head, a steady one hand, and up we go! 872 01:06:24,730 --> 01:06:26,940 Well, if it doesn't work out at first... 873 01:06:27,024 --> 01:06:28,444 Then what? 874 01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:30,645 Please try again. 875 01:06:38,202 --> 01:06:41,582 Well, you understand that this kind of thing. 876 01:06:41,622 --> 01:06:44,922 I imagined the first time that I tried to launch a rocket, that wasn't... 877 01:06:47,253 --> 01:06:48,593 Goes up. 878 01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:52,552 It's probably just one shortcoming in the control mechanism. 879 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:55,092 I'm sorry about this one small delay, gentlemen. 880 01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:57,296 We have the show in one in the air in an instant. 881 01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:06,154 This is some kind of joke. I'm sorry, gentlemen. 882 01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:19,428 I'm telling you, gentlemen, someone's playing just a practical joke. 883 01:07:19,452 --> 01:07:20,622 I'm not laughing. 884 01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:23,097 Wait a minute, gentlemen. Please. 885 01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:25,416 Gentlemen, wait. Please. 886 01:07:33,966 --> 01:07:35,876 On the right track. 887 01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:37,548 That was rich in squirrel. 888 01:07:37,636 --> 01:07:39,596 A real Hawk touch. 889 01:07:40,306 --> 01:07:42,325 A mean trick to smear the professor. 890 01:07:42,349 --> 01:07:44,979 Well, son, we're doing him a favor. You'll see. 891 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:50,483 Well, I think we're onto one important thing point have cleared the air. 892 01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:51,776 What is that? 893 01:07:51,817 --> 01:07:54,171 With what happened, I know sure there is no more doubt 894 01:07:54,195 --> 01:07:55,695 about you and Ned Brainard. 895 01:07:56,280 --> 01:07:59,620 No, no doubt. 896 01:07:59,658 --> 01:08:02,288 As one man said: "That he is crazy is true," 897 01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,998 "It's true, it's pity, and too bad it's true." 898 01:08:05,831 --> 01:08:07,501 Shut up. 899 01:08:10,336 --> 01:08:12,996 Well, if that's what they are think about Shakespeare. 900 01:08:20,012 --> 01:08:21,052 Ned? 901 01:08:22,807 --> 01:08:25,597 If you're here to laugh at me, Betsy, I can spare that. 902 01:08:25,684 --> 01:08:28,694 I'm not laughing. But I know what you're thinking. 903 01:08:28,729 --> 01:08:32,399 That I'm a cheater, that I'm starting to lose my mind. 904 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:34,613 Are you sure everything is okay? 905 01:08:34,693 --> 01:08:37,493 Betsy, I solemnly swear to you that I have flown with this car. 906 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:39,700 Don't, honey. 907 01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:42,282 I'll take you home. You get a good night's sleep. 908 01:08:42,368 --> 01:08:44,038 Betsy, how can I... 909 01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:47,408 Wait a minute. I didn't think why to show this to them? 910 01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:50,128 I got so upset when the car wouldn't fly. Here. 911 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:54,626 Take it and hold it out. 912 01:08:55,464 --> 01:08:56,464 Drop it now. 913 01:09:00,553 --> 01:09:04,393 Flubber! So I could bounce around there. 914 01:09:04,473 --> 01:09:06,393 That's how we play basketball have won. 915 01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:08,980 This is what makes the car fly. 916 01:09:09,061 --> 01:09:11,731 Are you sure you like that car? really let it fly? 917 01:09:11,772 --> 01:09:13,232 This car. 918 01:09:15,234 --> 01:09:18,244 No. No, I'll take that back. 919 01:09:18,279 --> 01:09:19,949 Well, have you or haven't you? 920 01:09:20,030 --> 01:09:23,530 This isn't my car, Betsy. My car had a radio in it. 921 01:09:23,576 --> 01:09:26,366 Someone changed my car. 922 01:09:26,412 --> 01:09:27,622 Hawk! Hawk? 923 01:09:27,705 --> 01:09:30,665 Alonzo Hawk. He saw me flying by car that night, 924 01:09:30,749 --> 01:09:33,103 and he came to me asking for a deal to close, and I turned him down. 925 01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:35,105 He stole my car. Are you sure? 926 01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:37,799 Won't you say that again, Betsy? Of course, I'm sure. 927 01:09:37,882 --> 01:09:39,422 Please believe me. 928 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:42,112 Now we have to get that car back. In the hands of a man like Hawk... 929 01:09:42,136 --> 01:09:43,386 Ned, I believe you. 930 01:09:43,429 --> 01:09:45,759 Now, if only we had a way can think of... 931 01:09:47,933 --> 01:09:48,933 You what? 932 01:09:50,269 --> 01:09:51,439 I believe you. 933 01:09:52,771 --> 01:09:55,191 Do you do that? 934 01:09:56,066 --> 01:09:57,396 Betsy. 935 01:09:57,693 --> 01:10:00,755 Well, I'm glad to see you're with me way of thinking, professor. 936 01:10:00,779 --> 01:10:02,489 I'm one 100%, Mr. Hawk. 937 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:06,033 Yes, I know, but we discussed it Model T. What's with these shoes? 938 01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:07,739 Flubber, Mr. Hawk. 939 01:10:07,786 --> 01:10:10,866 When you wear these rubber shoes wears, you have a spring in your step. 940 01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:12,601 You walk with your head above the crowd. 941 01:10:12,625 --> 01:10:14,375 You will live life to the fullest. 942 01:10:14,460 --> 01:10:16,280 And when the time is right, as the poet says, 943 01:10:16,292 --> 01:10:17,856 for this mortal to shake off the coil, 944 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,191 you shall not shake, Mr. Hawk. 945 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:22,295 You go out with a hop, a jump, a feather and a song in your heart. 946 01:10:22,927 --> 01:10:25,297 I still don't get it. What about the Model T? 947 01:10:25,387 --> 01:10:28,597 Mr. Hawk, you can see the point. 948 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:31,941 Well, shoes are ten times that valuable as a flying car. 949 01:10:32,478 --> 01:10:34,688 What do you mean? Think about it. 950 01:10:35,272 --> 01:10:39,112 Only 8% of world population buys cars. 951 01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:40,821 Almost everyone buys shoes! 952 01:10:43,030 --> 01:10:45,311 You know, she's right. Of course she's right. 953 01:10:48,118 --> 01:10:49,948 Take it easy, Mr. Hawk. 954 01:10:49,995 --> 01:10:51,995 I'll show you how the flubber works. 955 01:10:52,081 --> 01:10:55,541 Now tap the floor with your heel. 956 01:10:58,128 --> 01:11:01,338 See? Yes. 957 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,444 Well, I don't know if I do can keep my balance. 958 01:11:04,468 --> 01:11:07,298 Well, it takes some getting used to, Mr. Hawk. 959 01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,676 Well, Ned loves his. Isn't it you, darling? 960 01:11:09,723 --> 01:11:11,023 Yes, I certainly am. 961 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:13,328 I can't tell you the jump that I had. 962 01:11:13,352 --> 01:11:16,192 Now, just jump up and down, Mr. Hawk. 963 01:11:16,605 --> 01:11:18,185 Up and down? 964 01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:23,356 Here we go! 965 01:11:24,863 --> 01:11:28,163 Mr. Hawk, I think it's over this moment is high enough. 966 01:11:28,617 --> 01:11:30,367 Stop him. That's fantastic. 967 01:11:30,452 --> 01:11:32,702 Stop him. Stop him, Betsy. 968 01:11:33,038 --> 01:11:35,368 There we are. Wasn't that great, Mr. Hawk? 969 01:11:35,457 --> 01:11:37,978 Great. Why did you stop me? We want to talk to you. 970 01:11:38,002 --> 01:11:40,552 You know, we know you're interested in more you're just making money. 971 01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,547 You certainly are. Is that me? What then? 972 01:11:42,631 --> 01:11:45,721 Humanity, Mr. Hawk. You can saving lives with these shoes. 973 01:11:45,759 --> 01:11:46,799 Of course you can. 974 01:11:46,885 --> 01:11:51,135 Now suppose there is a fire, a high fire. 975 01:11:51,223 --> 01:11:54,273 The stairs are a blazing inferno, the smoke waves under the door. 976 01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:56,851 We are trapped! Help! Help! Help! 977 01:11:56,895 --> 01:11:59,555 The flames are getting closer. 978 01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:01,068 No, no, no. 979 01:12:01,233 --> 01:12:03,283 I can't take it anymore. 980 01:12:03,402 --> 01:12:06,072 Geronimo! My boy! 981 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:08,068 Nothing's wrong, Mr. Hawk. 982 01:12:12,911 --> 01:12:15,581 Well, that's great! Okay, your turn, Mr. Hawk. 983 01:12:15,873 --> 01:12:17,423 Well now, wait a minute. 984 01:12:17,458 --> 01:12:18,998 It's fun, Mr. Hawk! 985 01:12:19,084 --> 01:12:20,344 Go ahead. 986 01:12:20,586 --> 01:12:23,146 You will land light as a feather, Mr. Hawk. I promise you. 987 01:12:23,922 --> 01:12:26,512 Well, I don't know. Let me put it this way. 988 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,236 I certainly wouldn't want to have a partner 989 01:12:28,260 --> 01:12:30,180 who has no confidence in its own product. 990 01:12:30,387 --> 01:12:34,097 You better do it. He is very picky about things like that. 991 01:12:34,141 --> 01:12:36,244 Well, no one ever has me can call a coward. 992 01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:38,438 I certainly wouldn't say that, Mr. Hawk. 993 01:12:42,191 --> 01:12:45,491 Come on, Mr. Hawk. One... two... 994 01:12:46,111 --> 01:12:48,201 Well, I've changed my mind. Three! 995 01:12:55,412 --> 01:12:57,082 Whee! Hey look! 996 01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,116 Look! I'll do it! 997 01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,326 Of course, Mr. Hawk. 998 01:13:01,418 --> 01:13:02,998 Put a little more spring in it. 999 01:13:03,087 --> 01:13:05,507 See how simple it is? Bend your knees. 1000 01:13:06,131 --> 01:13:08,721 That's it. Look at Mr. Hawk, honey. 1001 01:13:08,801 --> 01:13:11,841 Is he not doing well? This is great! 1002 01:13:12,429 --> 01:13:14,219 Brainard, we have something here. 1003 01:13:14,306 --> 01:13:15,886 Of course, Mr. Hawk. 1004 01:13:16,892 --> 01:13:19,982 Okay, I'm sold. How can I stop? 1005 01:13:20,729 --> 01:13:22,957 What did he say, honey? I can't hear it well. 1006 01:13:22,981 --> 01:13:26,191 I can't do it either. I said, tell me how to stop. 1007 01:13:26,693 --> 01:13:29,823 You can tell me something, Mr. Hawk. What did you do to my car? 1008 01:13:29,905 --> 01:13:32,985 You fooled me! That's right, Mr. Hawk. 1009 01:13:33,033 --> 01:13:35,373 Now, where is it? Where did you hide it? 1010 01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,788 In my warehouse. 1011 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,210 In his warehouse! Thank you, Mr. Hawk. 1012 01:13:40,290 --> 01:13:43,790 Hello! How do I stop? Have fun, Mr. Hawk. 1013 01:13:44,962 --> 01:13:46,672 Guard! Don't go! 1014 01:13:46,964 --> 01:13:51,134 Professor Brainard, come back! Don't leave me! 1015 01:13:51,176 --> 01:13:54,426 Guard! Don't go! Biff! 1016 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:58,017 Biff, where are you? It's your father calling. 1017 01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:00,978 Biff! Son, wake up! 1018 01:14:01,019 --> 01:14:03,349 Get out of bed! Help your father! 1019 01:14:03,397 --> 01:14:06,937 Hello! That's pretty neat, Pop. How do you do that? 1020 01:14:07,359 --> 01:14:09,529 Well, don't lie there, you wimp! 1021 01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,695 Get someone! Get the fire brigade! 1022 01:14:11,738 --> 01:14:16,698 Okay. Okay. Don't get so excited. Stop me! Help! 1023 01:14:21,123 --> 01:14:22,253 I don't understand. 1024 01:14:22,332 --> 01:14:25,502 Why do we have to hang out here and look at that ridiculous car? 1025 01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:28,545 Because Hawk says so, that's why. 1026 01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:31,379 Do you think he knows what he's doing? 1027 01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,093 That old fisheye didn't collect all those 1028 01:14:33,105 --> 01:14:34,905 spoils by being stupid, do you understand what I mean? 1029 01:14:49,109 --> 01:14:50,899 Here I go. 1030 01:14:54,740 --> 01:14:56,740 No. I have to go higher. 1031 01:14:56,825 --> 01:14:58,445 There we are. 1032 01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:22,994 It seems that many people are behind it have been hit with their payments. 1033 01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:24,808 That sweet Mr. Hawk. 1034 01:15:29,942 --> 01:15:32,242 Lenny? Yes, what? 1035 01:15:32,277 --> 01:15:33,567 Do you hear sounds? 1036 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:36,490 What kind of sounds? 1037 01:15:38,075 --> 01:15:39,615 Kind of... 1038 01:15:42,246 --> 01:15:43,246 A harp? 1039 01:15:47,918 --> 01:15:48,998 Let's see. 1040 01:15:49,086 --> 01:15:51,626 No, no, no, now, Betsy. Put it down, put it down. 1041 01:15:51,713 --> 01:15:54,763 Down. Quiet, quiet. 1042 01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:01,100 There. 1043 01:16:05,143 --> 01:16:07,483 No. You better take off my shoe. 1044 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:13,400 I can't untie the knot. 1045 01:16:13,485 --> 01:16:15,985 My nail. 1046 01:16:16,697 --> 01:16:18,317 Maybe I can help you. 1047 01:16:22,578 --> 01:16:23,908 There it goes again. 1048 01:16:26,123 --> 01:16:27,503 Remember feisty McKenna? 1049 01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:32,674 Only with him it was not a harp sound. He heard birds. 1050 01:16:38,719 --> 01:16:40,719 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 1051 01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:45,272 Now, calm down. 1052 01:16:51,356 --> 01:16:52,436 Okay. 1053 01:16:54,192 --> 01:16:56,032 Well... Ooh! 1054 01:17:17,841 --> 01:17:21,051 Mr. Hawk! This is the fire commissioner speaking! 1055 01:17:21,928 --> 01:17:24,808 We have everything in one under control in an instant. 1056 01:17:25,599 --> 01:17:27,479 And, Mr. Hawk? Try to relax. 1057 01:17:27,684 --> 01:17:30,564 Relaxed? How can I relax, you fathead! 1058 01:17:30,896 --> 01:17:32,976 Mary Lou, I wish you would come. 1059 01:17:33,065 --> 01:17:35,265 Pop puts on a great show. 1060 01:17:36,193 --> 01:17:37,670 Guard. They bring a net! 1061 01:17:37,694 --> 01:17:39,574 Make room. Come on. 1062 01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:42,740 Come sit on it. Not with your feet! 1063 01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,451 The net wasn't working very well, Mary Lou. 1064 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:51,251 I told you we needed a new one. 1065 01:17:51,291 --> 01:17:55,171 You told me? What do you think? I told the city council? 1066 01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:58,173 How do I get a new net? buy without money? 1067 01:17:58,256 --> 01:18:00,416 Well, don't get so angry. I have just told you. 1068 01:18:00,467 --> 01:18:03,087 Well, you just keep the kinks from the fire hose. 1069 01:18:03,136 --> 01:18:05,096 That's all I want from you! 1070 01:18:05,180 --> 01:18:06,640 I'm the boss. 1071 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,097 Certainly! Come over here, Millie! 1072 01:18:10,143 --> 01:18:12,183 You should see it! Everyone gets into that act. 1073 01:18:12,229 --> 01:18:14,649 Don't worry, Mr. Hawk. We will take care of you. 1074 01:18:15,148 --> 01:18:16,768 No, don't do it! No! 1075 01:18:19,403 --> 01:18:22,823 Personally, I am myself a dry fly person. 1076 01:18:23,448 --> 01:18:25,028 Royal coachman. 1077 01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,624 Take it easy. I have him. 1078 01:18:33,250 --> 01:18:36,920 Biff, help me! Do something before they kill me. 1079 01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:39,607 I know, coach. I know you is in the middle of spring practice, 1080 01:18:39,631 --> 01:18:41,311 but it is a matter of life and death. 1081 01:18:54,396 --> 01:18:56,056 That's not a bird call. 1082 01:18:59,025 --> 01:19:01,985 Well, look who's here. It's the professor. 1083 01:19:02,028 --> 01:19:04,238 It's not smart to do that to break in, professor. 1084 01:19:04,656 --> 01:19:06,986 Well, I didn't actually break in. 1085 01:19:07,075 --> 01:19:09,356 Of course, as you can see, I try to break out. 1086 01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,747 Careful, guys. 1087 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:18,876 Look! 1088 01:19:20,964 --> 01:19:22,650 What happened, guys? You missed me. 1089 01:19:22,674 --> 01:19:24,184 Here... here I am. 1090 01:19:25,802 --> 01:19:27,932 Take it easy, guys. Take it easy. 1091 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,893 Don't make me angry. 1092 01:19:29,973 --> 01:19:32,483 I don't want to make things difficult again. 1093 01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:42,397 They are all fresh hot dogs! 1094 01:19:42,486 --> 01:19:45,236 They are a foot tall! hot dogs! have a hot dog! 1095 01:19:45,322 --> 01:19:48,242 This way. Here, folks. Hot dogs. 1096 01:19:57,375 --> 01:19:59,535 And you were the lady who called the police? 1097 01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:02,296 Certainly. I was ready to take a bath, 1098 01:20:02,380 --> 01:20:05,170 and I saw this face flash past the window. 1099 01:20:05,926 --> 01:20:08,256 How did I know that the poor man was in trouble? 1100 01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:10,965 Hey! To the back! 1101 01:20:11,389 --> 01:20:16,019 Well, sir, I've calculated that he's approx jumps 18 centimeters higher with each bounce. 1102 01:20:16,561 --> 01:20:18,191 And your opinion is? 1103 01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:23,574 He will at seven o'clock tonight get into serious trouble. 1104 01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:27,861 Gosh! My father never does something like that. 1105 01:20:27,906 --> 01:20:30,026 For a parent, he's playful. 1106 01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,493 Excuse me. Excuse me. 1107 01:20:39,125 --> 01:20:40,125 This way, guys! 1108 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:47,844 Son, what are you going to do to me? 1109 01:20:52,889 --> 01:20:57,693 One, two... Biff, I'm your father! please! 1110 01:20:58,019 --> 01:20:59,019 Now! 1111 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,200 Pop! Are you okay, Pop? 1112 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:20,206 And why wouldn't it be me? 1113 01:21:20,792 --> 01:21:21,832 The department store! 1114 01:21:30,302 --> 01:21:32,722 No, one more time, and we had it open. 1115 01:21:33,680 --> 01:21:35,741 Come on, you can't do it It's so easy to give up, isn't it? 1116 01:21:35,765 --> 01:21:37,743 Come on, it's just a small one an old bump on the head. 1117 01:21:37,767 --> 01:21:41,057 Here. That's it. Come on. What would Mr. Hawk say? 1118 01:21:41,146 --> 01:21:44,016 Come on, let's get up. Bring on the fight. Come on. 1119 01:21:44,107 --> 01:21:46,227 Here, try this. 1120 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:47,688 Thanks, honey. 1121 01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:53,279 It did. You better go back get in the car, Betsy. 1122 01:21:54,492 --> 01:21:56,702 Okay. Come on, you gorillas. 1123 01:21:58,997 --> 01:22:00,787 Aim high this time. Understood. 1124 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:05,375 Okay, Mr. Jumping Jack. 1125 01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:24,691 Ned! 1126 01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:29,855 The angles are nice, right? 1127 01:22:30,487 --> 01:22:31,487 Ned, look. 1128 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,028 Here they come. 1129 01:22:40,413 --> 01:22:42,373 Come on, guys. Get in the car! Hurry! 1130 01:22:48,672 --> 01:22:51,008 I always thought you were a 1131 01:22:51,020 --> 01:22:53,592 nice, easy going was a university professor. 1132 01:22:54,886 --> 01:22:56,636 Betsy? 1133 01:22:57,013 --> 01:23:00,393 No. This is hardly the time or the place to say what I was going to say. 1134 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:02,805 Never mind, go ahead. Say it. 1135 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:04,975 Well... 1136 01:23:06,648 --> 01:23:09,068 Well, what do you think? They want to play rough. 1137 01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:12,903 Here. Give me that thing. You can't do that, Pop! 1138 01:23:13,154 --> 01:23:15,914 We have to show that we're talking about business. 1139 01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:26,706 Well, look there. 1140 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,263 A police car. Well, well, well. 1141 01:23:40,223 --> 01:23:42,893 Well, they asked for it. Asked what? 1142 01:23:42,934 --> 01:23:44,604 Stomping the Shelby. 1143 01:23:47,272 --> 01:23:48,272 It's Brainard. 1144 01:23:58,783 --> 01:24:01,293 Faster, son! I have them on the ground now. 1145 01:24:14,883 --> 01:24:17,973 Stop! Okay. Okay, you birds. 1146 01:24:18,011 --> 01:24:20,301 Put your hands on the car. 1147 01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:22,033 Now, look here, officer. This is ridiculous. 1148 01:24:22,057 --> 01:24:23,637 Do you know who I am? 1149 01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:27,939 Yes. You're the man with this hot one gun in his hand. 1150 01:24:28,104 --> 01:24:32,444 I'm Alonzo P. Hawk, president of the financing company Auld Lang Syne. 1151 01:24:34,152 --> 01:24:36,282 Isn't it a small world? 1152 01:24:36,654 --> 01:24:38,744 Well, of course I remember you. 1153 01:24:38,823 --> 01:24:40,033 Well, that's better. 1154 01:24:40,116 --> 01:24:41,156 Certainly. 1155 01:24:41,242 --> 01:24:45,042 You are the outfit that made my confiscated an electric cool box. 1156 01:24:45,497 --> 01:24:48,207 Well, Officer Hanson, sorry to bother you, 1157 01:24:48,291 --> 01:24:51,001 but can you give me the shortest route to Washington, DC? 1158 01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:53,999 Of course, professor. At the bottom the block at the intersection. 1159 01:24:54,089 --> 01:24:55,589 Left, Highway 9. 1160 01:24:55,924 --> 01:25:00,014 No no. I mean flying. That way, east. 1161 01:25:00,345 --> 01:25:01,845 Thank you. 1162 01:25:02,472 --> 01:25:04,102 Officer, stop that man! 1163 01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:07,602 He flies away with millions of dollars that rightfully belong to me! 1164 01:25:07,685 --> 01:25:12,515 Mr. Hawk. You accuse anyway not that sweet old professor... 1165 01:25:25,870 --> 01:25:29,370 Sir, I have an unknown rig in Washington's exclusion zone. 1166 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:32,495 Head, 068, angels, 1.5. 1167 01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:35,634 Speed, 45 knots. Forty-five knots. Are you sure? 1168 01:25:35,713 --> 01:25:36,963 Yes, sir. 1169 01:25:41,553 --> 01:25:45,353 Hello, bird shape. Flag Down. Unknown scum approaching within five minutes. 1170 01:25:50,353 --> 01:25:51,773 Attention, attention. 1171 01:25:51,855 --> 01:25:55,265 Grab Bird Dog flight. Grab Bird Dog flight. 1172 01:25:56,192 --> 01:25:59,702 Vector 270. Vector 270. 1173 01:25:59,904 --> 01:26:04,244 Locating to Angels 1.5. Angels 1.5. 1174 01:26:51,247 --> 01:26:54,457 It's so beautiful and peaceful here, 1175 01:26:54,542 --> 01:26:56,542 as if we were the only two people are in the world. 1176 01:26:56,878 --> 01:26:58,668 Well, aren't we? 1177 01:27:05,595 --> 01:27:07,175 Dutch 1178 01:27:07,263 --> 01:27:08,563 Ned! 1179 01:27:15,355 --> 01:27:17,765 Did you see what I saw? I hope not. 1180 01:27:17,815 --> 01:27:19,495 Let's do that again. Understood. 1181 01:27:21,611 --> 01:27:23,111 Here they come again! 1182 01:27:24,822 --> 01:27:26,412 Let's go! 1183 01:27:32,121 --> 01:27:34,621 Hello, Flag Down. This is Bird Dog leader. 1184 01:27:34,666 --> 01:27:36,536 I have visual contact on that bogeyman. 1185 01:27:36,751 --> 01:27:38,461 Well, just say it. What is it? 1186 01:27:38,836 --> 01:27:41,336 I don't think you like this you'll like it, sir. 1187 01:27:41,798 --> 01:27:44,338 What's wrong with you? Give me that boogeyman report. 1188 01:27:44,550 --> 01:27:46,840 It's a Model T, sir. 1189 01:27:47,011 --> 01:27:50,311 A what? A model T car. 1190 01:27:50,431 --> 01:27:51,811 Only it flies! 1191 01:27:53,142 --> 01:27:56,812 Bird dog leader, I suggest that you're going to take another look. 1192 01:27:59,524 --> 01:28:03,364 Well, I can't, sir. It's gone under a cloud. 1193 01:28:03,444 --> 01:28:04,994 And it doesn't come out. 1194 01:28:07,407 --> 01:28:08,777 What is the procedure, sir? 1195 01:28:10,576 --> 01:28:12,616 I think I'm the Colonel have this treated. 1196 01:28:12,870 --> 01:28:14,540 Yes, flag down. 1197 01:28:15,331 --> 01:28:17,371 Well, keep going, Captain. Go on. 1198 01:28:19,085 --> 01:28:20,625 A flying what? 1199 01:28:21,754 --> 01:28:23,884 Stop with the jokes, Flag Down. The COs here. 1200 01:28:24,215 --> 01:28:26,125 What's going on, Colonel? Nothing sir. 1201 01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:27,757 What do you mean, "Nothing"? 1202 01:28:27,844 --> 01:28:30,281 It's Flag Down, sir. Just a matter of procedure. 1203 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:31,305 Give that to me. 1204 01:28:32,598 --> 01:28:35,388 What does that procedure entail? Don't you know your job, man? 1205 01:28:35,435 --> 01:28:36,885 Don't interrupt me. 1206 01:28:39,063 --> 01:28:41,542 It may interest you that the the general staff 1207 01:28:41,566 --> 01:28:44,896 has worked out the exact procedure for every possible situation. 1208 01:28:44,986 --> 01:28:46,896 Nothing can happen that... 1209 01:28:48,948 --> 01:28:50,408 A flying what? 1210 01:29:03,755 --> 01:29:05,415 It looks like they're gone. Good. 1211 01:29:05,757 --> 01:29:08,837 Can we get out of here now? This is ruining my hair. 1212 01:29:08,926 --> 01:29:10,546 Honey, you never looked more beautiful. 1213 01:29:14,390 --> 01:29:16,890 Gentlemen, it's quite simple, really. 1214 01:29:16,934 --> 01:29:19,274 It is clear that a Model T can't fly. 1215 01:29:19,312 --> 01:29:21,942 Therefore it must be something like that is disguised as a Model T. 1216 01:29:21,981 --> 01:29:25,731 I declare a yellow condition. Let's go, Colonel. 1217 01:29:39,457 --> 01:29:40,957 How beautiful it is. 1218 01:29:41,459 --> 01:29:44,039 It makes you proud, doesn't it? 1219 01:29:44,128 --> 01:29:46,458 Washington is a great city. 1220 01:29:46,506 --> 01:29:47,986 There is something for everyone there. 1221 01:29:58,476 --> 01:30:00,596 Look at all those people down there. 1222 01:30:01,437 --> 01:30:04,897 I think they're staring at us. I wouldn't be surprised. 1223 01:30:04,982 --> 01:30:06,732 I can't hear what they're shouting, can I? 1224 01:30:06,818 --> 01:30:08,938 Hello, down there! 1225 01:30:09,237 --> 01:30:11,147 Ned! Look after! 1226 01:30:16,577 --> 01:30:19,157 A little damp inside you eyes, right? 1227 01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:25,287 Look! There's Grant's Tomb. 1228 01:30:25,336 --> 01:30:27,376 I think Grant's Tomb is in New York, dear. 1229 01:30:27,463 --> 01:30:29,149 I believe that's it Jefferson Memorial is. 1230 01:30:29,173 --> 01:30:31,093 You mean Monticello. 1231 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:39,930 Betsy, I think there is one tour map is in the side pocket. 1232 01:30:40,017 --> 01:30:42,477 Would you like to see if you can do it? can you find the Pentagon building? 1233 01:30:46,899 --> 01:30:49,689 It has five sides and a large parking lot. 1234 01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:52,148 I doubt it's here, honey. 1235 01:30:52,196 --> 01:30:54,816 This card is from the year 1917! 1236 01:31:02,081 --> 01:31:04,881 There's the Capitol. Is that not sufficient? 1237 01:31:05,626 --> 01:31:06,876 The capital. 1238 01:31:07,462 --> 01:31:10,262 Gosh, Betsy, when you think about what history was made there. 1239 01:31:10,298 --> 01:31:13,548 Now, don't forget it. You are making history now. 1240 01:31:13,593 --> 01:31:17,053 Do you think? I hope they do won't worry about me. 1241 01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:18,490 We interrupt this program 1242 01:31:18,514 --> 01:31:20,274 to make a distress call. 1243 01:31:20,349 --> 01:31:21,909 This is the commander, 1244 01:31:21,934 --> 01:31:26,564 air defense sector, speaking to all commercial and military wavelengths. 1245 01:31:26,856 --> 01:31:31,936 Note, an unidentified flying object is above the city. 1246 01:31:32,737 --> 01:31:35,527 I don't see anything. You? No! 1247 01:31:35,615 --> 01:31:37,365 Nothing here but us. 1248 01:31:37,909 --> 01:31:40,449 Every defensive missile in the area... Us! 1249 01:31:40,536 --> 01:31:43,036 We were trained on the flying object. 1250 01:31:43,331 --> 01:31:48,291 If it doesn't identify itself, it is shot down immediately. 1251 01:31:48,503 --> 01:31:51,253 They don't dare! Yes, they dare. 1252 01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:53,627 This is your final warning. 1253 01:31:53,716 --> 01:31:56,756 Identify yourself, or we will open fire. 1254 01:31:57,470 --> 01:31:58,676 Ready at Fort Meade? 1255 01:31:58,688 --> 01:32:01,390 Missile battery is on target locked, sir. 1256 01:32:02,308 --> 01:32:07,148 I repeat. Do you hear, unidentified flying object? 1257 01:32:08,773 --> 01:32:10,613 We await your response. 1258 01:32:11,150 --> 01:32:14,150 I respond! I'm Professor Brainard! 1259 01:32:15,363 --> 01:32:17,953 At the count of 10 we open fire. 1260 01:32:18,407 --> 01:32:21,157 Don't bother counting, General. I am an American. 1261 01:32:21,244 --> 01:32:23,164 Two... See? My credit cards. 1262 01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:24,661 Three, 1263 01:32:26,624 --> 01:32:27,624 four, 1264 01:32:28,125 --> 01:32:30,875 Wait, General! You're not going to let that happen, are you? 1265 01:32:30,962 --> 01:32:33,172 Five... Yes. 1266 01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:35,924 Six, 1267 01:32:37,510 --> 01:32:38,510 seven... 1268 01:32:39,136 --> 01:32:42,176 Sir, Fort Meade reports that he behind the Capitol dome. 1269 01:32:43,808 --> 01:32:45,786 Eight... Sir, Congress is in session. 1270 01:32:45,810 --> 01:32:49,060 If you fire, we lose possibly every senator and congressman. 1271 01:32:52,108 --> 01:32:53,188 Nine... 1272 01:32:54,652 --> 01:32:57,822 And they just got a new one placed on the front of the building. 1273 01:33:04,161 --> 01:33:05,751 Don't fire. 1274 01:33:06,998 --> 01:33:09,498 Well, why bother me want to give the bill? 1275 01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:12,460 Just because it looks like a... What? 1276 01:33:13,504 --> 01:33:15,544 Well, I don't care whether it is a Model T. 1277 01:33:16,173 --> 01:33:18,513 Shoot it down! Right...right. 1278 01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:21,036 And if you happen to have one Stutz Bearcat or one 1279 01:33:21,048 --> 01:33:23,393 Pope Toledo about it Capitol sees flying, 1280 01:33:23,472 --> 01:33:25,272 shoot them too. 1281 01:33:31,355 --> 01:33:37,025 As a personal favor, please please identify yourself? 1282 01:33:38,696 --> 01:33:40,696 Professor, this is the admiral speaking. 1283 01:33:40,781 --> 01:33:42,991 Go directly to Anacostia Naval Air Station... 1284 01:33:43,034 --> 01:33:44,511 This is your old friend General Singer. 1285 01:33:44,535 --> 01:33:46,430 Now you fly straight to Bolling Air Force Base... 1286 01:33:46,454 --> 01:33:47,454 This is the army. 1287 01:33:47,538 --> 01:33:50,788 Sign up Fort Myer. Anacostia Naval Air Station. 1288 01:33:55,921 --> 01:33:57,881 Now, hear this! 1289 01:33:59,508 --> 01:34:00,548 Anacostia. 1290 01:34:02,595 --> 01:34:05,135 They had their chance. I'm not going stop fooling them. 1291 01:34:05,222 --> 01:34:07,312 Ned, what are you doing? We're going to land 1292 01:34:07,391 --> 01:34:09,481 on that large piece of green lawn. 1293 01:34:09,560 --> 01:34:11,730 Ned, not there, please! Why not? 1294 01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:14,562 My hair, it's a mess and I have nothing to wear. 1295 01:34:18,861 --> 01:34:20,611 Someone home? 1296 01:34:20,696 --> 01:34:21,696 Ned! 1297 01:34:28,621 --> 01:34:32,081 This way, professor. Please. Explain what the president said. 1298 01:34:34,418 --> 01:34:36,918 Professor, what has the president said? 1299 01:34:36,962 --> 01:34:37,962 Well... 1300 01:34:38,047 --> 01:34:40,776 The President, as always, is committed to the progress of science, 1301 01:34:40,800 --> 01:34:44,430 he has discovered flubber embraced with enormous enthusiasm. 1302 01:34:44,470 --> 01:34:46,600 Professor, which department of the armed forces 1303 01:34:46,639 --> 01:34:49,019 gains control the new discovery? 1304 01:34:49,892 --> 01:34:51,942 Well... Everyone will get the same. 1305 01:34:52,019 --> 01:34:55,939 In our opinion, flubber will only... strengthen large, traditional ties 1306 01:34:55,981 --> 01:34:57,731 of cooperation between the services. 1307 01:34:58,109 --> 01:35:00,899 Professor, with this big one breakthrough in science, 1308 01:35:00,945 --> 01:35:03,585 do you feel like you have other have worlds to conquer? 1309 01:35:03,781 --> 01:35:05,121 Yes. 1310 01:35:05,157 --> 01:35:09,077 There is no doubt, would you like to repeat that? 1311 01:35:10,371 --> 01:35:11,621 Yes. 1312 01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:15,876 With pleasure and deeply sense of satisfaction, 1313 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:19,840 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1314 01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:33,435 Brickacracker, soda cracker, hiss-boom-yuck! 1315 01:35:33,477 --> 01:35:36,857 Married, married, rah-rah-rah! 1316 01:35:43,779 --> 01:35:45,819 Goodbye, Betsy. Success! 1317 01:35:47,000 --> 01:36:10,000 Translator